Baby you can drive my car!
At 2 1/2 months old, Derek looks like a pro behind the wheel of a red, hot corvette. Better start saving up Mom & Dad, that 16th birthday is mere 15 years and 9 1/2 months away. But who's counting. Just think of it this way. If you went out and bought this corvette today, it would probably be $10,000 cheaper than a fixer upper will cost you in 16 years. Ahhhh inflation. Just don't think about it & introduce him to the coolness of public transportation at a young age.


But Mom & Dad, you must admit that I look very hot in the drivers seat of a little red corvette. I would be a serious babe magnet behind this steering wheel. You do want me to be able to get a date for the prom, doncha??? I don't think they're going for it, so Katie if you're reading this, please take good care of that Prius of yours, so I'll have something vintage to drive in 16 years.
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